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When a sledgehammer will take care of the rest … #tectonicshift
Things are going to be changing at the Pop HazMat blog, although I am not quite certain about the exact nature of those changes, yet. One thing I can reveal is that aforementioned changes will indeed...
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Jessica Lange hopes to save wolves from a real #AmericanHorrorStory. #gogirl
The ever-alluring and viscerally talented Jessica Lange has impressed me for years on big screens, little screens and theatrical stages in-between screens, but she is never more enchanting (no, not...
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American Horror Story: Coven is off to Sexy, Hexy Beginning. #worthwatching
Mark Your Calendars! To Celebrate Halloween 2013, Jonathan’s wild & witchy All Hallows Eve-themed novel, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy, will be available for FREE KINDLE E-BOOK DOWNLOAD...
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Sometimes the sheer carnage of self-sacrifice can scar a man for life. #NSFW
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The world of dating is a tale of meet, greet & eat for #tarantulas.
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Hey, I’m all for the new atheist megachurches. Double latte, please. #trends
“Have you heard about those new atheist megachurches popping-up everywhere, Dennis?”“Yes, but Starbucks is hardly anything ‘new,’ Edith. I really ought to let you out more.” ________ Jonathan Kieran’s...
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Even the aristocratic are tortured …
“It would be ever so easy to ring for it and simply solve the conundrum once and for all. Indecision is the domain of cowards and fools, of which I am neither. Carson favors me–he always has–and would...
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Nurse Peggy: not impressed by fancy accents. #BritishLife
“Last week, one of my patients said to me, ‘Nurse Peggy, if only I had conducted my life in a respectable and dignified manner, like those classy British people on that Downton Abbey program, I might...
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Swan-dive into the refreshing waters of 2014. Naked, if possible.
Time to Take Some WD-40 to the Windmills of Your Mind? Join the Club. How have we possibly arrived at the very brink of yet another New Year together? Is it just me, or have the mischievous goblins of...
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My Post-Christmas “Glutton-Boy Blues.” #holidayexcess #redemption
“May running-shoes dispel the blues of all the crap you’ve eaten.” JONATHAN’S POST-CHRISTMAS “GLUTTON BOY BLUES” You swore you wouldn’t overdo it, promised moderation, but in the New Year aftermath of...
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Because we all know #anyone can do it. #trueartistry
_________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel is slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is...
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The Dowager believes in your talent and so do I. #fame
“Daisy, you daft little baggage! What’s this I hear about you wanting to become a novelist? Nobody on God’s green earth is ever going to pay for the foolishness that comes out of your emaciated brain....
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Lunch-Hour w/ Bob & Sheila … #endisnear
“So Bob, my girlfriends and I were talking the other night about the way American society is crumbling before our eyes. The culture has become nothing but a rancid river of festering sewage flooding...
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Blame Twitter when your kids call you an old drunk. #trends
“Now where’d I put that grilled cheese?” For fellow professional “Tweeters” who languish in realms reserved for those not nearly as famous and gifted as the demure Kardashians, participation in the...
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Oh, Sheila gonna write a novel like everybody else. #LunchHour
“Can you believe it, Bob? Quinoa & pomegranate salad again for lunch in this stupid cafeteria. I tell ya, these new budget-cuts are working my last nerve. I used to look forward to a hot, wholesome...
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I really hope this reunion took place … somewhere. #MickeyRooney #JudyGarland
“WOW! This is so peaceful.” “It’s so great to see you again, Judy. You wouldn’t believe what I had to go through just to get here.” “Oh, you can believe me, Mickey … I would.” “People ruin everything,...
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A career in anonymous internet commentary? Not for the faint of heart. In...
“A career in anonymous internet commentary? Not for the faint of heart. In fact, it’s best not to even have one.” __ Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Autumn 2014. Look for news...
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Mirth-control: the new pill that actually HELPS familiarity breed contempt....
Mirth-control: the new pill that actually HELPS familiarity breed contempt! #bigpharm __ Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Autumn 2014. Look for news about the book here and at...
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If you can cry over a dead spider, only a dirty rat will accuse you of...
If you can cry over a dead spider, NO ONE will ever accuse you of lacking a heart. __ Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Autumn 2014. Look for news about the book here and at...
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I was still willing to give cinema the benefit of the doubt. Then I saw...
Look, this film is not going to get an in-depth review because it doesn’t merit one, but I do have a few pointed remarks I would like to share out of what you might call an overriding sense of colossal...
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